Alter Ego Series 10: Messenger of Death Reaper cyber20

Alter Ego Series 10: Messenger of Death Reaper cyber20Don't pick up the phone! You're going to want to send this message straight to voicemail. If no news is good news, then this is the news you don't want to get. I mean, you're going to get it at some point, but not right now. Sorry, Reaper, leave message at the tone. Imagine an infinite number of alternate dimensions, sliced thin like salami and all layered together in a delicious sandwich of universes. In these parallel strata of time and space, the

They are delicious

All of the necessities

At least that's what all of my spooky friends have told me right before running away very quickly

The Squishable Plague Nurse

Science backs me up that pepper barely rates as "mild" on the scoville scale

That's a weird word

and the ultra-rare

Let's change that

It soaks into your clothing

It's the ciiiircle of liiiiiife

small enough to fit in your pocket but large enough to remind you it's always looming there

12(w) x 17(d) x 10(h) inches